Ow! My guts!

It is tough getting old.

I base this on the fact that I keep getting balder, fatter, and uglier.

I also base it on the fact that my insides hurt. Don't ask me which ones specifically, because I don't know for certain. It is a wide ranging dull pain that covers the areas that house my stomach, kidneys, intestine, fun bits, and bowels.

No, I'm not dying.

No, I don't think it is serious (or I hope not).

However, it is a pain, both literally and figuratively.

But at least I don't have an artificial leg...

I was at a volunteer fire department breakfast fundraiser over the weekend (which may be the source of my painful guts). An old farmer man with a cane walks in and ask another old farmer man without a cane, "How are you doing?" The old farmer man without a cane replied back to the old farmer with a cane, "Better than you! I don't have an artificial leg!"

So I've got that working for me.