I'm not dead yet. But apparently I'm trying really, REALLY hard.
I didn't get West Nile Virus.
Nor did I slam my nipple in a car door.
I did fall down my stairs at home. That was a bitch.
This is my second time doing this. The first time was almost 6 years ago. In that fall, I went down more stairs at a faster speed and cut my foot open. 15 stitches.
This time, slower speed... fewer steps... no stitches. But my left foot and my right but cheek hurt like hell.
Monday, July 21, 2008
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This sounds very similar to my fall down the stairs last winter. Those butt bruises take WEEKS to heal. Damn socks/slippers/whatever other inanimate object you can find to blame.
You wouldn't make a pretty drag queen.
I don't know....he has pretty nice legs.
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